The Lady in Red is confronted by a dessicated guardian by moonlight. "Come back when we're open..."
So I picked this up from Goodwill for a couple of bucks while She Who Must Be Obeyed was foraging for handbag parts. It was covered in white texture paint, the occasional brush bristle, and appropriately enough, cat hair. I gave it a sandstone paintjob in homage to the ruins of the Kitten Kingdom from Epic Battle Fantasy 3, starting with a medium brown and drybrushing 3 subsequently more beige shades with a larger-than-usual brush. Sealed with Ceramcoat Matte Interior Varnish.